Cracklin’

Pieces of pork fat, meat, and skin twice deep fried.

The Camvan Carnage

Two fried chicken breast burgers with eight strips of bacon, melted cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, ketchup, and four slices of butter on fried wheat bread.





Chicken Fried Steak Omelet

Egg omelet filled with hash browns, shredded cheddar cheese, chunks of chicken-fried steak, and smothered in sausage gravy.





Taco Town Taco

Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

Fat Sam

Cheesesteak sandwich with chicken fingers, french fries, mozzarella sticks, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and topped with egg and hot sauce.






Secret Treasure Loaf

A loaf of ground Spam cubes with a Velveeta cheese center topped with a layer of hot Velveeta.





Sandwich Cake

A layer of deviled ham, chicken salad and olive-nut spread between a whole loaf white bread surrounded by four packages of strawberry cream cheese.

Circus Waffle

A brownie and muliticolored sprinkle infused waffle topped with vanilla soft serve, coconut shavings, banana, hot fudge, Cap’n Crunch, and sprinkles.

Teesside Meat Feast

Chicken topped with pepperoni, ham and garlic butter on french fries covered in cheese.





Egg n’ Ham Sammich

A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.





Breakfast Cake

Two layers of egg, sausage, bacon, cheese quiche with country gravy in between, topped with gravy icing garnished with bacon bits.





Munchy Box

Doner kebab meat on top of a naan bread with french fries, Glasgow salad, onion rings, pakora, chicken tikka and two tubs of sauce in a twelve inch pizza box.






Carne Asada Fries

French Fries topped with carne asada beef, guacamole, sour cream, and melted cheese.